Don’t tell Mom.

If Mom knew I was blogging right now I’d be in so much trouble. I suppose she’ll find out eventually when she reads my post. I am in so much trouble. I think I’m grounded for forever. We were going out today and me and Nacho were on our leashes and Mom was on the phone and I saw my opportunity so I slipped out of my collar. I ran and ran and ran and ran and it felt so good to  not be on a leash but the whole time Mom was yelling at me which didn’t feel quite so good. I eventually ran back home and then Mom put me in the bathroom as punishment. I hate the bathroom. Gosh.

 Oh well…. I guess I have to suffer the consequences for acting like a brat.

 Gotta go before Mom catches me.

 Bye.

I can’t control myself.

Oh goodness. Its Tuesday already! Did you know that? I can’t wait for the weekend. Last weekend was so fun. Mom let us sleep in and then we spent the day sorta just laying around the house and Sunday was Easter and we had cuddle time. I love cuddle time. Do you have cuddle time? Its when Me, Pixie, Nacho, Mom, and Dad all cuddle in Mom and Dad’s bed just as we’re all waking up. I like to nuzzle my nose up next to Mom’s side and fall asleep. It was so much fun. But anyways… Poopy and Granny are coming this weekend and I can’t wait. I love when they come to visit and they bring Missy with them but this time they’re bringing Missy and Peanut. None of us have met Peanut yet and I can’t wait! I bet she’ll want to play with me. Pixie doesn’t want to play often and I think Nacho is turning into an old lady. She has little spurts of energy but thats about it. No one wants to play with me and I get in trouble for messing with Mom and Dad’s socks but I just wanna play. Sometimes I think Nacho and Pixie are mean to me cause they won’t play. **Sniff Sniff**

I should go.

Oreo

Flight of the Bumble Bee

Today has been pretty laid back so far. Dad had to work but Mom is off. We slept in but only til 9 am. Mom keeps mentioning something about putting fertilizer on the grass but she hasn’t done it yet. I think she’s lazy. She hasn’t even showered yet and its already 1 pm. She better get going since Dad asked her to eat lunch with him today.

We just went out for a potty break and this stupid bumble bee decided to fly in front of the steps. He sorta just hovered and wouldn’t move and Mom is allergic so we just had to wait it out. She called Poopy (thats our Grandpa Bradshaw) to ask what to do. Sometimes she acts so helpless. He told her to say a prayer and run for it but she was too scared. All the while, Oreo tried to attack the bumble bee. I bet she’d only do that once if she had succeeded. Sometimes Oreo can be a little dumb but we love her.

We saw Big Dog again today. He was scared of me. I know he was.

We’re all getting pretty excited. Poopy and Granny are coming to visit next weekend. They’ve put their house up for sale and want to move to the upstate so they can spend time with us. They’re also celebrating their 29th wedding anniversary on the 30th. I think Mom is planning on us eating some of poopy’s chili and celebrating their anniversary, granny’s birthday was on the 13th, and we’re gonna surprise Pixie and celebrate his birthday. He turns the big 3 on the 31st. Don’t tell him though, we’re trying to keep it a secret. Don’t tell Oreo either. We all know she can’t keep a secret.

 Well, gotta go. I’ve been trying to get Mom to feed us for the last few hours, maybe this time it’ll work.

 Nacho

Hello humans…

Well, here we go! Mom helped us set up this blog. She thinks it’ll be a good avenue for our “creative thoughts” or something like that. We just asked her to set it up and we could take it from there. We figured we spend a good bit of our time home alone so “why not blog?” It’ll help pass the time.

The three of us, me, Oreo, and Nacho enjoy living with Mom and dad. They can be a little strict sometimes but we usually get our way. They’re suckers for the “puppy dog eyes.”

Oreo just moved in last Sunday so there has been a good bit of adjustment going on but it seems to be going well. She can be so annoying sometimes. It seems like she wants to play ALL the time. She’s so immature. Sometimes I try to ammuse her and I play around but just enough to get her to leave me alone.

Oreo got in trouble tonight. You should have seen the look on mom’s face when she realized that O was eating the blanket that mom had put on the floor for O to lay on. Dumb dog. You’d think she’d know not to eat a blanket but like I said… immature!

I gotta see if I can get a picture of the dog, a german shepherd, two doors down. Mom says its HUGE… at least twice the size of O and O is at least 70 pounds. Mom took the dogs outside the other night to “do their business” and the neighbor had his dog, we’ll call it “Big Dog,” (I know lame name, but I’m not the creative one in the family, scheming yes, creative no)…. so anyway Big Dog is outside and mom took O and Nacho out. Oreo sorta wimpered when she saw Big Dog. She’s such a coward. So much for a guard dog. Big bark yes but no bite to back it up. Nacho on the other hand doesn’t bark she crows like a rooster and as soon as she saw Big Dog, she charged like she was gonna eat it. Sometimes I think I’m surrounded by idiots! Mom keeps Nacho on the leash now. Dumb dog! I don’t have to try to prove to the humans that cats are better than dogs, the dogs do it for me! Haha

Well, I think I’m gonna go. The rocking chair in the living room is so comfortble and I haven’t had a nap in forever, at least two hours.

Leave us some love,
Pix