Flight of the Bumble Bee

Today has been pretty laid back so far. Dad had to work but Mom is off. We slept in but only til 9 am. Mom keeps mentioning something about putting fertilizer on the grass but she hasn’t done it yet. I think she’s lazy. She hasn’t even showered yet and its already 1 pm. She better get going since Dad asked her to eat lunch with him today.

We just went out for a potty break and this stupid bumble bee decided to fly in front of the steps. He sorta just hovered and wouldn’t move and Mom is allergic so we just had to wait it out. She called Poopy (thats our Grandpa Bradshaw) to ask what to do. Sometimes she acts so helpless. He told her to say a prayer and run for it but she was too scared. All the while, Oreo tried to attack the bumble bee. I bet she’d only do that once if she had succeeded. Sometimes Oreo can be a little dumb but we love her.

We saw Big Dog again today. He was scared of me. I know he was.

We’re all getting pretty excited. Poopy and Granny are coming to visit next weekend. They’ve put their house up for sale and want to move to the upstate so they can spend time with us. They’re also celebrating their 29th wedding anniversary on the 30th. I think Mom is planning on us eating some of poopy’s chili and celebrating their anniversary, granny’s birthday was on the 13th, and we’re gonna surprise Pixie and celebrate his birthday. He turns the big 3 on the 31st. Don’t tell him though, we’re trying to keep it a secret. Don’t tell Oreo either. We all know she can’t keep a secret.

 Well, gotta go. I’ve been trying to get Mom to feed us for the last few hours, maybe this time it’ll work.

 Nacho

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